My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
If a Vienamese human trafficking ring offers one of their captives as the prize of a contest..
is that a win Nguyen scenario?
The dragon killed the knight that came to save the captive princess and then said to her:
What happened? Seems you had a lousy night ...
I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
Did you hear about the piece of toast at the Zoo?
It was bread in captivity
Did you hear about the prisons new creative writing department?
Went to the zoo this morning and found a baguette in a cage.
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo the other day. One of the new exhibits was a piece of toast in a cage. I asked the zookeeper "what's that all about?" He said...
Australian Emo in Captivity
Canada recently passed legislation that will ban keeping or breeding whales and dolphins in captivity
Guess you can say marineland has lost its porpoise
I just got done performing at the local correctional facility
It was a captive audience
A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage
The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "
Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.
It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.
Me: I lost a piece of toast at the zoo.
My friend: so it’s bread in captivity?
Me: crying no it landed on the sidewalk.
I️ just read a book about Stockholm syndrome
The first couple chapters were awful but by the end I️ loved it
I once performed stand up in a prison...
I went to the zoo today where I saw a baguette behind the bars out of curiosity I asked the zoo keeper if everything was alright he replied
“Yeahh mate no problem it’s bread in captivity”
I took my kids to the zoo today and we noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures...
I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?”
She replied, “It was bread in captivity."
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The keeper said it was bread in captivity
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo today and found a baguette in a cage...
I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage
The sign said bread in captivity
I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.
It reads “Bread in Captivity”
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...
That it's bread in captivity.
Sorry.
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and all I saw was a single loaf of bread in the middle of one exhibit
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
Did you see the baguette in a cage?
The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....
I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .
when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity
Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo today and saw a loaf of bread in one of the enclosures
Turns out it was bread in captivity
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity
I saw a baguette at the zoo
It was Bread in captivity
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the cage
Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
I went to the zoo and I saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage,
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I saw a baguette at the zoo...
...it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo the other day, walked past a cage with just a baguette in it. Confused, I checked the sign......
.........it said bread in captivity
I wanted more bread so I placed a slice in a cage
It's now being bread in captivity
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