I was convicted of feloniously inept dancing, and the probation officer said I was a high risk for recidivism.

But then I did the hokey-pokey, and I turned myself around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
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Why was the guitar on probation?

He was a SexOFender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Hexer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Passed Probation

*"Hey dad, I passed probation at <Company I recently started at> today" *

"Does that mean you get some days off for good behaviour?"

"No, but it does mean that they can't fire me at will"

"Who is Will? "

Walked right into that one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoneCar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Why did the judge allow the proctologist’s testimony?

It was probative

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