What did the Sun say to the Moon when it came home after it’s curfew?
“Have you been out all night?”
Despite curfews in place around the county, cops are out all night clubbing.
My son missed curfew again, so to teach him a lesson, I made him remove all the kudzu out back.
It was de-vine punishment.
A leguminous plant's son missed curfew, when he came back, his mother said...
"Where have you bean?"
My dogs and cats have to be home at a certain time every evening
I set a curfew for my fur crew.
What's the difference between a restriction and a line of people waiting to stroke my cat?
One's a curfew
The other's a fur queue
