Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling

internet must be down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?

The Ether-Bunny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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How does a tree connect to the internet?

Logging in

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?

It's cutting-edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.

It’s the bee’s knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.

It’s the neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauldeanbumgarner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?

I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.

I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fallhaven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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How does Thor connect to his laptop?

Thunderbolt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/data_now
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?

Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.

He was quite irrigated about it.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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To connect two sentences, what conjunction should I use, but or less?

Nevertheless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.

I guess I just didn't get the connection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Creepeer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I can't find my cake anywhere.

I was so excited to eat it for Christmas but it was stollen.

Edit: tried to strengthen the Cake to Stollen connection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjlufi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a confused wireless connection?

Why-Fi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections

Crimea river

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

But that tablet only had 10 commands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Albino dalmatian

On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thecobs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Supervisor was talking about an Ethernet connection

I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny. He gave me a verbal warning... :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDianthus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SushiWillBangU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?

Inter-NIET

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.

It's the only way to parrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.

You just have to have a feel for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I have a real connection with my chiropodist

She touches my sole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Safest username for online rapper society is β€œconnect” ”

Cause no one wants to β€œdiss-connect”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Totika123
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.

These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.

Now I have a stable connection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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A mouse and a PC walk into a bar.

They really clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HauntedHatBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.

And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_bic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I did nazi that one coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtc30001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Tee hee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkpunther96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...

And that's a huge ass connection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumikue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Pretty weak connection.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/secretlymas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why is there 2 d's in 'Reddit'?

Because one is a repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZZiyan_11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Two antennas got married

The reception was great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnGi3103
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Surprise pun struck me as I was connecting to someone's WiFi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlothKid01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I connected with this jokes in so many ways ;)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finn-GJ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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You know how B.B. King used to connect Lucille to his amplifier?

Via bluestooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AjahnMara
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What connection is confused?

Wi-Fi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queen-of-meme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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