My wife and I share the same sense of humour.
We have to....She doesn't have one.
I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
Saw this from a web comic I read and had to share <3
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
There was a joke I wanted to share with my family but I can’t find it on here..
I wanted to share my joke about the wind....
.....but it's only a draft.
Why did the oister never share her pearls?
This may have been posted before but it’s to Gouda not to share again
My step sister and I share the same dad.
But her birth was a whole wifetime ago
I heard that Santa’s workers don’t like to share their toys.
Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone.
pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
Not mine just wanted to share some funny stuff
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.
What do you call a clam with a lisp that doesn’t like to share?
Why do crabs never share?
Because they're shellfish.
Why wouldn’t the crab share his Halloween candy?
Why didn’t the baby shrimp want to share his toys?
He was a little shellfish.
Not amaizeing(kinda corny), but I thought I'd share.
I used to share weed with my friend
You could call it a trance-plant
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
Which kind of snakes share underwear?
If you are feeling lonely during the Covid lockdown, why not buy some shares?
It’s always nice to have a bit of company.
Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
Wanted to share a famous joke from when i was a kid in India
What is the biggest gate in the world?
Colgate
Which animal won’t share the shrubbery?
That actor who doesn’t like To share with no one
I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...
...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."
I bought shares in a music company.
How do you purchase a hair piece that you’re going to share with someone
I did this in another sub and wanted to share it with you guys.
Just wanted to share my success! I finished this puzzle I’ve been working on this morning..
It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
Why don't lobsters ever share?
Because they're shell-fish.
First child due in April!😃
I couldn’t think of a good Blue Cheese joke to share for my Cheese Day...
So instead, tell me your best and maybe even... cheesiest... joke that you’ve used for your own Blue Cheese Day!!
Edit: Apparently that’s a Cake. Damn it. I probably could have found a sweet cake joke to use.
I would like to share you this joke about peanut butter but I won’t.
Because you might spread it.
I want to share some information on cultivating herbs.
Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit and Karma to creddit
Hope we can make this happen! Also I don't know where else to post this
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We must share our time with others, its not mine, yours nor his...
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network.
My next door neighbor and I are good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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