Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
Oh, and by the way, those flashing lights on top of your car look really stupid.
This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.
Me: "Yeah, but I wasn't going to be out that long."
Adding 1 more would make it 2 farty
He was never supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.
Turns out he was a shit driver..
I'm calling it Guac-a-Mole
He sure showed me what I was made of.
I'm an astronaut.
The cop said "Hey! Put that corner back"
I told her that I was more like a circle, squares are too edgy for me.
I said, "Thanks. You're a real trooper."