Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
Oh, and by the way, those flashing lights on top of your car look really stupid.
Me: "Yeah, but I wasn't going to be out that long."
This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.
Adding 1 more would make it 2 farty
He was never supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.
Turns out he was a shit driver..
I'm calling it Guac-a-Mole
He sure showed me what I was made of.
I'm an astronaut.
I told her that I was more like a circle, squares are too edgy for me.
I said, "Thanks. You're a real trooper."
Her: points up
Her: "No, the one above $5000."