Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vincentrainbows
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A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.

If you can’t beat β€˜em, join β€˜em.

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I apologise if this isn't allowed.

New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoThruTrucks
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A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.

One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atheistmil
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PUNishment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
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How are reservoirs punished?

They are given Misdameanors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
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How does Darth Vader punish his kids?

He forces them to their rooms...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
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What type of car believes in capital punishment?

A Musthang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?

decapita-shin

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How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?

He was grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjfullinfaw07
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I make puns

Does that make me a pundit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecataclysmo
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A favorable Punishment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soul2413
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I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease

We're called "Gluten for Punishment."

Our first single is "Bread or Alive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrranger11
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Harsh Punishment please!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EXPLOSIVEGAMMA
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He got PUNished for that one

https://preview.redd.it/ao5chw5ue0g41.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ab14484d7f201db497d7224d030d944ce450d7b

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
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Anyone found using incorrect punctuation should be punished...

...with a lengthy sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richardec
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My wife hasn't spoken to me for 6 days.

What's even better, she thinks I'm being punished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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When I have kids, I will punish them by making them mix melted butter and flour until I send them to bed.

They will roux the day that they anger me.

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Never pick a fight with a music teacher

You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
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How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?

They docked his pay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyperSeagull
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The government is starting to punish criminals by giving them Coronavirus

They get hand-coughed

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My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa...

I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...

...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!

Some cool and PUnny PUns

https://generatorfun.com/pun-generator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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You're being PUNished for that either way...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xx_Heini_xX
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dont punish him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome22507
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It should be illegal for London to go into lockdown over Christmas!

...That's capital punishment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenofthebans
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PUNishment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D7amo96
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I think I'm gonna be PUNished for that....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeryus
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Didn't punish George

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
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Someone I don't know punished me in the face

who nose who did that

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Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.

It has it’s frozen cons.

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When i was a child my father punished me.......

Cuz i got a "O" on my Blood test

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If being out of shape was a crime, a productive punishment would be to run on a treadmill.

It would be a run-on sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudleyDoesMath
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Why did Stalin only write in lower case?

He was afraid of Capitalism.

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My dad punished me for playing with electricity

He said, "Son, you're grounded!"

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How do you punish your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom.

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I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.

Death.

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My grandma turned 102 today...

When I asked her, "Whats your secret?"

She looked me straight in the eyes and said, " God is punishing me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Can't spell punishment without pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/venetayDVDy
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The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: "Well..."

Suspended sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping.

...with a really angry bear somewhere close by.

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