Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
I apologise if this isn't allowed.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.
One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"
How are reservoirs punished?
They are given Misdameanors
How does Darth Vader punish his kids?
He forces them to their rooms...
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
I make puns
Does that make me a pundit?
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
Harsh Punishment please!!
He got PUNished for that one
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My wife hasn't spoken to me for 6 days.
What's even better, she thinks I'm being punished.
Anyone found using incorrect punctuation should be punished...
...with a lengthy sentence.
When I have kids, I will punish them by making them mix melted butter and flour until I send them to bed.
They will roux the day that they anger me.
Never pick a fight with a music teacher
You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
The government is starting to punish criminals by giving them Coronavirus
My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa...
I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!
You're being PUNished for that either way...
It should be illegal for London to go into lockdown over Christmas!
...That's capital punishment!
I think I'm gonna be PUNished for that....
Didn't punish George
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
Someone I don't know punished me in the face
Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.
When i was a child my father punished me.......
Cuz i got a "O" on my Blood test
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
If being out of shape was a crime, a productive punishment would be to run on a treadmill.
It would be a run-on sentence.
My dad punished me for playing with electricity
He said, "Son, you're grounded!"
How do you punish your pet rock?
My grandma turned 102 today...
When I asked her, "Whats your secret?"
She looked me straight in the eyes and said, " God is punishing me."
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
Can't spell punishment without pun
What do you call the people who disciplines others who use puns?
My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping.
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by.
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