Microchip Puns

A list of puns related to "Microchip"

There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory

You can keep that in mind

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👤︎ u/g0t__em
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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My wife showed me a website where you can send your name on a microchip on the Mars 2020 Rover.

I told her I'm glad the rover is not going to Uranus.

Wesbite for those interested in sending their name to Mars and not Uranus

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👤︎ u/lobbanisgod
📅︎ May 23 2019
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What's a nice little snack for computers?

microchips

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👤︎ u/CTMOSHUN
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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How do robots eat guacamole?

With microchips!

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👤︎ u/XDG-Diggz74
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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What’s a computers faveourite snack?

Microchips

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👤︎ u/bishboshTV
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What did the computer mouse eat?

Microchips

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👤︎ u/boxymcboxbox
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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How do you call a small potato PC

a microchip

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👤︎ u/g0t__em
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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In an effort to try to bring their snacks up to speed in terms of technology, Lay's is shrinking the size of their product by more than 50%.

They're calling them microchips.

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👤︎ u/tehgreatiam
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Apparently, my classmates are a conglomerate of dads

"what does a little bird inside a Computer do?"

"microchip"

"that is a hat, keep that in your head"

"what do they tell you when you live a seed bank?"

"thank you for coming"

"I never wanted to be a trucker, it never in-tir-ested me"

"Do you know why watches leave a mark on you wrist?"

"becouse the time is tight"

"life is like Battleship, today you ate, tomorrow C6"

Really, each joke is from a different classmate.

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👤︎ u/Makator
📅︎ Mar 19 2015
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What do Computers Snack On?

Microchips

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👤︎ u/TheBubbles47_Real
📅︎ May 18 2019
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What do computers eat for a snack?

Microchips

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👤︎ u/DrumSpace
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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How do little robots eat guacamole?

With microchips

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👤︎ u/MewsickFreek
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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