He had an ax to grind.
irate
'P' Without P he'd be 'irate'
Remove the p
What's a pirates favourite letter? R!!
What's a pirates second favourite letter?? C!!
What's a pirates least favourite letter??
Dear Mr Pirate, we regret to inform you that due to improper acquirement of docking paperwork your ship has been seized....
P. Without it they're irate.
He asked about it then said they should put it on the apple app store.
iRate....
God damnit.
Itβs actually the P.
If you take it away he becomes irate.
P. It's like R, but missing a leg.
Take the 'P' out of himβ¦
R. But his true love be the C.
He gets irate
As soon as they get rid of their P, theyβre just irate.
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
Child: RRRRrrrr!
Dad: Nay! 'Tis the C
That's how irate them.
Without it they'd be irate
and says, βGive me two scoops of chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter says, βIβm sorry sir, weβre out of chocolate.β
The man replies with, βwell, in that case...hm... give me two scoops of chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter says, βSir, Iβm sorry but weβre out of chocolate.β
The man, thinking hard this time says, βWell, I want two scoops of chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter, now irate, says, βSir, can you spell the straw in strawberry?β
βS-T-R-A-Wβ
βCan you spell the van in vanilla?β
βV-A-Nβ
βCan you spell the fuck in chocolate?β
The man thinks for a second and says, βThere is no βfuckβ in chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter slaps the countertop with his hand and says, βThatβs what Iβve been trying to tell you! There is no fuckinβ chocolate.β
But it's actually ... the "C"!
...he orders a drink. The bartender makes the drink, and gives it to him. The man is upset. "This drink is too warm!" He exclaims.
The bartender takes his drink back, adds an ice cube, and hands it to the Man. The man is unhappy with this. "this drink is still too warm!"
The bartender takes the drink back, and adds more ice cubes. Once again, he hands it to the Man. The man is irate. "This drink is STILL too warm!!!"
The bartender is now annoyed. He takes the man's drink, dumps it out, and serves him a glass of ice. The man is left speechless.
Finally, just ice was served
A pIRATE
Dad: what's a pirate's favorite letter? Me: That's easy, "arrr" Dad: you'd think so but you'd be wrong. Its the "C" Me: groan Dad: But wait there's more... actually it might be the "P", because without a p a pirate is just irate! Me: I'm so done
Well he becomes irate! Dad told me this one on the way out of CVS when we saw a guy with an eye patch.
pIRATE
P. Without it they would be irate
