Yeah. It was wrong on so many levels.
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
That’s because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!
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I was quicker to the draw.
.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
He was a Bounty hunter.
Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"
uno the rules,its time to die
“I didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied
Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
I yelled “Bison!”
He looked back at me, waved, and said “bye dad!”
Poor kid never even saw the Buffalo before he got speared...
He practices yakupuncture.
The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.
After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said “Look sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”
The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.
The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says “where the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”
Deputy says “well you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”
“Bullshit!” Says the sheriff “you stay here I’m going to check this out!”
So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.
The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.
Deputy says to the sheriff “ Boss what the hell happened!”
The sheriff looks up from the ground and says “BACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”
I didn't really like it at first, but I have to say it's really grown on me.
My reply without missing a beat — you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.
That idea was immediately shot down
I hope it won’t be a John Dough forever.
But that'd just be a huge boar-fest.
It yakked on his shoes!
