Outback Puns

A list of puns related to "Outback"

What did the cactus order from Outback?

Desert

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👤︎ u/MF62SW
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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No joke me dad just said this: Whats better than Outback Steakhouse?

Infront chickenapartment lmao why did I find this so funny 😂

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👤︎ u/wschwarzhoff
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you call an alien in the outback?

An Australian

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👤︎ u/GamingNZ
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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What do you call a unique Ab workout that was started in the Outback of Australia?

Ab-Original!

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👤︎ u/kingofthepassel
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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A jewish person walks into Outback Steakhouse and orders his favorite steak on the menu

Rabbi

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ May 17 2018
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There should be an Australian-themed casino called Outback Stakehouse.
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👤︎ u/Scarlet_Spectre
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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We were at Outback Steakhouse...

I asked the waiter what was on a dressed baked potato and my dad chimed in with "a suit and tie". The waiter and I lost it while the rest of my family stared.

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👤︎ u/YourShoeIsUntied
📅︎ Jan 11 2014
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Dadjoked at Outback.

While eating at Outback with some friends last night a guy making balloon animals came by. I asked him how he was doing.

His response "I couldn't be better, I blow things up for a living. "

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👤︎ u/Obsessivefrugality
📅︎ Oct 12 2014
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What happens when you drive a Subaru in reverse?

Ur a bus.

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👤︎ u/themeatspin
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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What is a kangaroo's favorite restaurant?

I-HOP

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👤︎ u/The-Smartest-Idiot
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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Have any of you been to Infront Veggie Apartment?

It’s the opposite of Outback Steak House.

My 12 year old daughter Ruby made it up so... not exactly a dad joke.

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👤︎ u/watercolorfiddle
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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I used to own a Subaru. I never should’ve gotten rid of it.

I left behind a Legacy.

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👤︎ u/asguardia
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Did you hear about the vampire?

He went to Outback and ordered the steak, and immediately died

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👤︎ u/xtilexx
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What's it called when a steak is just average?

Meaty-ocre.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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Got my girlfriend with this earlier

we're heading through grocery store checkout. She looks over at the candies and says

"Ooh! Mentos!"

"I already have Mentos."

"Really? Where?"

"On my men feet!"

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👤︎ u/Sauron1209
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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A single drop of venom from inland taipan can kill a fully grown elephant.

I am glad that I am not a fully grown elephant

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👤︎ u/sniper_2000
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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So I told my kids we were having some special Christmas bread.

Ciabatta.

You know, like the song.

"Ciabatta watch out. Ciabatta not cry...."

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👤︎ u/Pseu
📅︎ Dec 24 2014
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My dad got me while listing the legislative buildings of several countries. He said, “The US has Capitol Hill, Germany has the Reichstag Building, the UK has the Palace of Westminster...

...and Australia has the Outback Statehouse.”

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👤︎ u/4DimensionalToilet
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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Where does an Australian keep his BBQ?

Outback.

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👤︎ u/Skubbags
📅︎ Feb 08 2018
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Mom got me with this one...

So my sisters are going to see a show because they got it as a gift and my mom was discussing where she wanted to go to lunch with me.

Mom: So where do you want to go to lunch?

Me: Outback if that's alright with you.

Mom: I could have steaked my life on that.

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👤︎ u/jacobhilker1
📅︎ Apr 24 2016
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I have to park in the alley behind my house

Now I have to park my Subaru outback

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👤︎ u/semi-flaccid
📅︎ Jun 24 2016
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