What did the cactus order from Outback?

Desert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MF62SW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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No joke me dad just said this: Whats better than Outback Steakhouse?

Infront chickenapartment lmao why did I find this so funny πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wschwarzhoff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you call an alien in the outback?

An Australian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingNZ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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What do you call a unique Ab workout that was started in the Outback of Australia?

Ab-Original!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingofthepassel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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A jewish person walks into Outback Steakhouse and orders his favorite steak on the menu

Rabbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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There should be an Australian-themed casino called Outback Stakehouse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarlet_Spectre
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We were at Outback Steakhouse...

I asked the waiter what was on a dressed baked potato and my dad chimed in with "a suit and tie". The waiter and I lost it while the rest of my family stared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourShoeIsUntied
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Dadjoked at Outback.

While eating at Outback with some friends last night a guy making balloon animals came by. I asked him how he was doing.

His response "I couldn't be better, I blow things up for a living. "

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What happens when you drive a Subaru in reverse?

Ur a bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
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What is a kangaroo's favorite restaurant?

I-HOP

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Have any of you been to Infront Veggie Apartment?

It’s the opposite of Outback Steak House.

My 12 year old daughter Ruby made it up so... not exactly a dad joke.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I used to own a Subaru. I never should’ve gotten rid of it.

I left behind a Legacy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asguardia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Did you hear about the vampire?

He went to Outback and ordered the steak, and immediately died

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What's it called when a steak is just average?

Meaty-ocre.

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Got my girlfriend with this earlier

we're heading through grocery store checkout. She looks over at the candies and says

"Ooh! Mentos!"

"I already have Mentos."

"Really? Where?"

"On my men feet!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sauron1209
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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A single drop of venom from inland taipan can kill a fully grown elephant.

I am glad that I am not a fully grown elephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sniper_2000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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So I told my kids we were having some special Christmas bread.

Ciabatta.

You know, like the song.

"Ciabatta watch out. Ciabatta not cry...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pseu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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My dad got me while listing the legislative buildings of several countries. He said, β€œThe US has Capitol Hill, Germany has the Reichstag Building, the UK has the Palace of Westminster...

...and Australia has the Outback Statehouse.”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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Where does an Australian keep his BBQ?

Outback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skubbags
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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Mom got me with this one...

So my sisters are going to see a show because they got it as a gift and my mom was discussing where she wanted to go to lunch with me.

Mom: So where do you want to go to lunch?

Me: Outback if that's alright with you.

Mom: I could have steaked my life on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacobhilker1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2016
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I have to park in the alley behind my house

Now I have to park my Subaru outback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semi-flaccid
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