The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.

He had loco-motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigscarydaniel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Where do serial killers get their equipment?

On Amazon Crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwrd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?

Helen Killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandee13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.

Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim

Snap crackle pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaClassyPancake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A serial killer was after me

we were both running for my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diganta15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?

He committed scentless acts of violence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guya763
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers

We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSahnger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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A serial killer murders people by suffocating them with pig intestines

His media name is Wurst Case Scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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There’s this notorious serial killer that will argue with you till you die.

Patrick Debateman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What makes a serial killer mime happy?

Mute-elation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Know what the best serial killer would be?

Suspense. people can say "oh no the suspense is killing me" then we both laugh before i stab them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larrylongshiv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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A good name for a serial killer would be β€œthe Suspense”

That way when he’s killing me I could say β€œthe suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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There’s a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...

Kills his victims bit by bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNormus
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?

A Hannibal Lecture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you call a serial killer who frequently uses puns?

Ted Pundy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WD40911
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Who was the most beautiful serial killer?

The Boston Strangler. Personally, I think he was breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What do you call a serial killer that likes to electrocute people?

A Killowat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spellspeaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What happens when you get kicked out of a serial killer fan club?

You get dismembered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asa_1191
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.

It was Whore End Us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beercruiser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?

Kill-o-grams !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterDad32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I had a dream last night that I was hiding from a serial killer in a little room while camping.

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdiddy579
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.

The police are saying that he’s still at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What do you call it when a serial killer gets a meat cleaver for half price?

A killer deal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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My beautiful new date turned out to be a serial killer.

I'm gutted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elokwins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Just found out my daughter is a serial killer...

Frosted oaks specifically

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Which way choose the serial killer?

The sociopath

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.

And so today, the french fries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Serial Killer

There once was a serial killer who only killed girls named Jenna.

He was arrested and charged with Jenna-cide.

(Wrote that this morning. I'm not proud of it at all.)

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How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victim’s bodies?

He dissolved them in antacid.

Ba-dum… tsss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekabis
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I told my kids I used to be a serial killer

But these days I’m more of an oatmeal killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevstew26
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Did you hear about serial killer on a bike?

Yeah he was a total cycle-path

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Do you know about the serial killer baker?

His name's Bready Krueger

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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The police in my town finally caught the serial killer known for his really bad stammer.

It’ll be a while before he completes his sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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What's the best weapon for a serial killer?

A spoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TsunamiMage999
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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A lunatic, a maniac and a serial killer have moved into our neighborhood.

We have changed the name of the street to Psycho Path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Did you hear about the mexican serial killer?

He had Locomotives!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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A king had a problem with a serial killer chicken...

He placed 30 silver coins as a bounty, and was peeved after a month had passed and nobody had taken the offer. He inquired to his squire, who responded that nobody would undergo such an unpleasant pheasant hunt for such a poultry sum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KetoSaiba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2016
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What do I do as a sweet cold dessert being followed by a serial killer?

Icecream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Medwok
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Serial killer

A serial killer who takes body parts as trophies was captured after attacking a uniformed police officer and severing her arm. When asked why he went after the officer despite the danger, he simply replied "It was a wrist I was willing to take."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aerd_Gander
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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What do you call a serial killer that will argue with you til you die?

Patrick Debateman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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