Hampshire Puns

I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.

The commercial comes on while I'm not really paying attention.

Dad: "SNHU?"

Me: "Huh? What's snhu?"

Dad: "I dunno, what snhu with you?" (pronounced SNHU or snoo)

oh dad.

Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine

So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty ​

For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbus​

York, Jersey, Mexico, Brunswick, Hampshire, Guinea, South Wales...

Me: Hey Grandpa, what's new?

Grandpa: New York, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico

My wife was talking about her mom's car getting hit by a deer.

She said people were making the joke "I hope you got the deer's insurance!"

I said "Maybe they're from New Hampshire if they didn't have insurance."

Our girlfriend piped up and said "Maybe they were a John Doe!"