I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.

I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Southern New Hampshire University Commercial

The commercial comes on while I'm not really paying attention.

Dad: "SNHU?"

Me: "Huh? What's snhu?"

Dad: "I dunno, what snhu with you?" (pronounced SNHU or snoo)

oh dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoremIpsum8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2014
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Do you know the top 15 states to live in?

Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttynny20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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[Pun request] Need a List of Cat Puns For US Cities and States

So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty ​

For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbus​

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πŸ‘€︎ u/namtag24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What's new?

York, Jersey, Mexico, Brunswick, Hampshire, Guinea, South Wales...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Every time I see my Grandpa

Me: Hey Grandpa, what's new?

Grandpa: New York, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keybladeviii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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That may have been the case...

My wife was talking about her mom's car getting hit by a deer.

She said people were making the joke "I hope you got the deer's insurance!"

I said "Maybe they're from New Hampshire if they didn't have insurance."

Our girlfriend piped up and said "Maybe they were a John Doe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agiganticpanda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2015
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