A list of puns related to "Criminology"
It's my Hannibal Lecture.
I was having a discussion with my parents about all of the different subjects you can major in at my university. I brought up that one my childhood friends was majoring in Criminology. My mom mentioned that Criminology majors don't make a lot of money out of college. My dad started to chuckle. We all looked at him knowing what was about to happen.
"I guess it's true than."
"What?"
"Crime doesn't pay."
He then proceeded to laugh to himself throughout the rest of dinner.
Me: What's today's Criminology class on?
Friend: Cannibals.
Me: (gasps) A Hannibal Lecture!
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