What do you call a cow killer?
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︎ Sep 02 2021
When the Cuckoo Killer's house collapsed on top of the officer, revealing all the evidence against the Killer, he knew he had one the case
The bird den of proof fell on him, after all
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︎ Sep 26 2021
Farmers are... cereal killers.
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︎ Sep 18 2021
What do you call a murder mystery in which a werewolf was the killer?
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︎ Sep 17 2021
Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
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︎ Aug 11 2021
I just saw a documentary about a serial killer who stabbed people's hearts with tools.
It was very heart wrenching.
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︎ Jul 02 2021
A reformed cow serial-killer is released from prison and vows to make something of his life. Haunted by his cruelty to livestock, he decides to go to college and join a fraternity to engage in community service. Only no fraternity will accept him because his past. None, except one.
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︎ Aug 25 2021
What do you call man who only eats breakfast... a cereal killer
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︎ May 18 2021
Who is the greatest chicken-killer in all of Shakespeare?
Macbeth, of course, for he did murder most fowl...
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Why did the young boy become a cereal killer?
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︎ May 25 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
The Killer Ohms are attacking us!
WE MUST MAKE A RESISTANCE!
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︎ Mar 20 2021
How do you know a successful female serial killer?
She has a run in her stalkings.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What do you call a killer with an attiude?
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︎ May 02 2021
Cereal Killer Tee
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︎ Feb 12 2021
The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What did the cat say to the serial killer?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you call a Chinese serial killer?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
This picture is killer
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What do you call a killer who stabs people in the head?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Where do serial killers get their equipment?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A serial killer was after me
we were both running for my life
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︎ Dec 04 2020
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︎ Oct 04 2020
I hate when spiders kill flies, theyβre such buzz killers
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?
He committed scentless acts of violence!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
because the parrots eat em all
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What do you call an idiot whoβs hooked on pain killers?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call a time travelling killer whale?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"
"No" he said, "It kills them"
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Thereβs this notorious serial killer that will argue with you till you die.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.
But he prefers the term orchestrating
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Thereβs a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...
Kills his victims bit by bit
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︎ May 01 2020
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What do you call a group of killer whales?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
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