What sound does a witches car make?
Despite what you'd think, witches really like to shop at Hobby Lobby.
What do witches do on boats?
How do witches cook their food?
Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?
How do witches stay in shape?
What is something witches can say about themselves that most americans can not?
Accidentally parked in a 'reserved for witches' spot.
When I got back there was a note on my windshield that said "you will be toad."
What is a witches favorite gum?
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...
Why did all the witches have to wear name tags at a party?
So they knew which witch was which.
Why can’t witches get pregnant?
Because their husbands have “hallo weenies”. Lol happy holidays y’all.
In honor of the occasion. What do you call witches who live together?
Why witches should not ask underground spirits for an advice?
Because they live under the rock.
What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?
What do witches use to do math problems?
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because sorcerers
sometimes have milk
in them.
If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witches wrist.
Do witches call each other on spellular phones?
Why do witches not wear a normal hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Where do sea witches keep their laughs?
What's the most common disease amongst wizards and witches?
Why don't witches have children?
Because warlocks have hollow weenies and crystal balls!
Why Can't Witches Get Pregnant?
Because their husbands have hallow wennies
If witches, drunks, and hobos show up at my doorstep, I can only assume it’s Halloween.
Because our family reunion was in April.
What do witches use to communicate with each other?
What kind of witches like playgrounds?
Why don’t witches use dictionaries?
Because they’re already good at spelling...!
What do you say to witches making out in a public place?
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
Because they need to grip the broom!
What do you call two witches in college?
There's only one thing I don't like about Halloween witches.
I'm going to start a support group for Witches with insomnia.
It will be called " No rest for the Wiccan."
I told my parents that Desert Sorceresses are literally sand witches at dinner
My mom groaned and gave me a dirty look while my dad laughed.
Whats a Witches favorite shape?
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuums are too heavy.
What sound do witches' cars make?
What sound does a witches car make?
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