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Scary Halloween Puns

A list of puns related to "Scary Halloween"

This Halloween I'm dressing up as something really scary....

A phone battery at 2%.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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My professor brought up costumes at lecture.

Prof - "Its good that ya'll got so excited for Halloween, but this row (indicates with hand) needs to take off the masks because its too scary for me to teach!"

No one was wearing a mask.

The prof is a grandpa so his dad jokes are squared.

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👤︎ u/GrenadeStankFace
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
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Why does the cheese stand alone?

Because he was a scary Muenster!

(My daughter is young, we sing "The Farmer in the Dell", and it's almost Halloween)

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👤︎ u/myqual
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year

So I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%

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👤︎ u/Fisteves
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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