What do you call scary horses?
Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
This Halloween I'm dressing up as something really scary....
Carolina Reaper is one of the spiciest peppers in the world. But they are not scary.
For the wise men once said: Don't fear the Reaper
Why is the letter G scary?
It turns a Host into a Ghost
I have a scary joke to tell you about maths
What kind of spicy food is scary?
What do you call a scary show?
It’s scary how bad the puns are over at that sub.
What did the scary old woman say when she found a gold cauldron?
Name something that can be both sexy and scary at the same time.
Your brother says he hates scary movies. Want to know why?
Because he thinks they're Horror-ible
Back when ww3 was scary, this pun was going around, still funny tho xD
I don't know which one is more scary
Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.
What do you call a scary bee?
I was tending to my garden, and carrying a large, opened bag of dirt, when suddenly I heard a big scary noise!
Safe to say, I soiled my plants.
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
Why does Mike Tyson like scary movies?
Daughter (After watching scary movie) : Daddy Daddy what would you do if I dropped down dead in front of you ?
Me : Hmmmmm, I'd clean the knife.
What do you call a Japanese ghost who's not scary?
Why don't cats watch scary movies?
Cus it gives em night-meows!
I heard a scary 4 chord song the other day...
You think birds are scary?
What do you call a scary corn?
In 1975 Queen predicted Apple being scary...
Thunderbolt and Lightning, very, very frightening.
Pirates can be scary when they’re desperate, but it’s the ones with pegs that you gotta look out for.
They’re on their last leg.
Friday the 13th may be scary.
But may, May Fri 10 you more.
What do they call the scary version of Spokane?
What has four legs, two mouths, is very scary and has the power to make a man suffer indescribable torment?
What do you call it when a scary reptile robs a drink shop?
I had a scary dream about gasoline last night
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I have a scary joke about math
I have a scary joke about math but...
I have a scary joke about math
I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year
So I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%
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