u/Iowa25 just made an incredible pun on this thread. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. reddit.com/r/movies/comme…
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I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.

It's a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.

He uses his Spider Census.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotherJoanFoggy
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My kids say my cooking is incredible...

....with a silent 'cr'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamuraiSAM5
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It's incredible how quickly fashion changes. Last year it was hydroflasksksksks...

...now it is covid masksksksks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
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i have and incredible ability to know whats iinside a wrapped present

its a gift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fmlolika
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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So incredible

So the wife and me were excited to see the golden gate in person. So the wife asks me, "what are we gonna do when we get there?" And I replied, "we'll cross that bridge when we get there"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_AM_AWP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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My father had this incredible catch phrase that left me and my brothers speechless for hours every day

The phrase was: "good night"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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It's incredible how a five day college course has opened so many doors

It was a locksmith course

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?

The Star-Spangled Banner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.

They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwakerjak
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It’s incredible how many people confuse β€œto” and β€œtoo”.

It’s amazing two me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Not to brag, but I made some incredible dinner last night.

With a silent β€œcr”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Whoever invented the shovel is incredible

I mean, it’s such a groundbreaking invention!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Legend tells of an incredible hero...

Legend tells of an incredible hero: Carto-Man. Half of his body is a regular human, but the other half is made up of a key from a map.

The man, the myth, the legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purevermonter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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This is incredible
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimShrimps
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2016
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What do you call it when the Incredibles get delivery?

DoorDash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajohn555
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I got an incredible deal on some pens that were manufactured in Peru!

They're Inca pens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StingsLikeBitch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Made love to the Incredible Hulk

Now I’m Thor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pepperoni_troll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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My wife is an incredible cook

You could say she has supperpowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pilis38
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Incredible screenshot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrJohnRambo
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What band performed for The Incredible Hulk's birthday?

Green Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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The original Incredibles movie is really good....

The sequel is Incredibles 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
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I thought Incredibles was Incredible.

I bet the second one will be incredible too.

Du dun tss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeaderThanDead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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This incredible series of events happened yesterday...

We were in pre-service prayer time hanging out for everyone to come into the room when this conversation.

Pastor 1: "John and I were getting donuts and discussing theology..."

Pastor 2 (from another church): "glad you were having donuts, they're a holy food."

Pastor 1: "man, that joke is really sweet."

Pastor 3: "man, you guys are really on a roll."

I laughed, their were many moans and eye rolls.

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What did the Incredible Shrinking Man receive for his scientific breakthrough?

Atrophy

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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2017 has come and it's absolutely incredible!

I haven't seen a repost all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TezcaMcTezTez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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What's The Incredible Hulk's favorite restaurant?

Smash Burger!

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If you sleep with Ms. Incredible, it's only an average performance

Cause you're on Helen Parr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geckothegeek42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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The new Pixar movie is gonna be incredible
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VAGINAL_EXPLOSION
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Spinal Tap Really Were Incredible at Dad Jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZtSQCbAQxU

"She was Irish, opened a store. Called it potato republic."

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRedditBot
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Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

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