I'll tell you my favorite piece of cutting edge technology.

An angle grinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDCM
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Cutting-edge humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i3rookeh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.

What an adze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Cutting-edge humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Cutting edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatblobfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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New cutting edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_dog909
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Cutting edge technology v.redd.it/9dksy5s64cy11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGalacticFart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Knife sharpening has always been and will always be cutting-edge technology.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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This one is truly cutting edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sockmonst3r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Serrated kitchen knives are truly cutting edge.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brycillium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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5 minutes of cutting edge clipping puns youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3cq…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waka42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak

it wasn't really sharp of him

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why won't swords go obsolete?

They are cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U-r-a-bus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory

I’ll beheading there shortly

Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jk72788
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I have this tin can that’s translucent and never seems to fill up when I put things into it. Its top has smooth edges so it never cuts my fingers and it opens easily without a can opener...

It’s uncanny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genghisyawn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?

It's cutting-edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I got innovative nail clippers for Christmas.

They’re cutting edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I once cut myself in an Apple store

It was because of the cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Helslade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Knife to meet you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time

It had cutting edge technology

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge

We could say it's a cutting edge techology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3sxNatuu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He makes some really good points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trusti360
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why do people love knives ?

They’re cutting edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDtheboss89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What did they call the lightsaber when it was first invented?

Cutting-edge technology.

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That's some sharp wit right there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydoll_bd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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There’s a tool for every job

At work, Gary has to cut holes in sheet metal and has to use a de-burring hook to remove the sharp edges of the cutout. He always catches someone with their guard down and ask to borrow their heater. Gary works inside in a warm clean building, so it’s an odd request.

Their head tilts sideways like a confused dog, and they say puzzled β€œHeater?”.

Gary replies, β€œYeah, your de-BUrRRrRR-ing tool” as he crosses his arms and shivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuclear-juniper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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When early man discovered that they could use sharp stones for hunting, it was a big deal.

It was cutting edge technology

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How do they make scissors at the factory?

With cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3LimaBean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I bought a new weed-whacker today...

It's cutting hedge technology...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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Apple is releasing what they call the iKnife

It's cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JarynN42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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An inventor shows his friend the first knife ever…

His friend says, β€œWow! That’s the best thing since bread.”

The inventor says, β€œWell, I’m about to blow your mind.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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What do you call new innovations in knife technology?

Cutting edge tech

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cat_Cultist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I sell newly produced knives.

I am a dealer in cutting-edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoetje
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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I designed a never seen before knife...

... it's cutting-edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sahlukaya
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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They invented a new type of blade

The technology behind it is cutting edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torpedobob557
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Did you hear about the scissor company?

Their scissors are cutting edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JooshBooge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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The best creation ever was scizzors. Why?

Because it was cutting edge tech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Chuncky437
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Why are the new knives so expensive?

Because they're fitted with cutting edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delicious_eagle
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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How to catch an elephant. A story by my dad which got me a walk to the Principal's office in 2nd grade

Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.

To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.

And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!

Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoodLordsTaint
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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Black & Decker have released a new saw.

I hear it's cutting edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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People don’t really appreciate knives...

I think that’s for its time it was cutting edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Undead-Bumblee
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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I founded a successful knife company

Key to success is the latest cutting edge technology we use

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saatanajoel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I went to go see a movie about an emo

I'd say it was cutting edge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_sans
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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How do you catch a polar bear?

First, you go to the grocery store and get a bunch of canned peas. Then, you brave the ice and snow and go to where the bear lives. Then, when he’s not watching, cut a big hole in the ice and carefully place the cans of peas around the edge. Finally, when the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole ❄️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylieelaine3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
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