TIL the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.

But the contractor kept cutting corners.

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When my kids asked me why their tree house is in the shape of an octagon

I said "corners were cut during its construction"

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Mum: I accidentally bought an octagonal prism as a dough flattener!

Dad: Just Roll with it.

Kid: Hah. That’s some d-Rye humour!

Dad: What have I Raised...

Kid: The Yeast favourite kid on Reddit.

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Achievement unlocked: Got a groan from my 6 year old

What's the opposite of an Octagon?

An Octa-returned!

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