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The Octagon Puns

A list of puns related to "The Octagon"

TIL the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.

But the contractor kept cutting corners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xavier_Superfly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Where does a UFC fighter go if they die in the octagon?

Brawlhalla

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacknmi1d
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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When my kids asked me why their tree house is in the shape of an octagon

I said "corners were cut during its construction"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I understand sign language

An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcjgreen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Achievement unlocked: Got a groan from my 6 year old

What's the opposite of an Octagon?

An Octa-returned!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darcys_beard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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