Polygon Puns

A list of puns related to "Polygon"

A friend was grating parmesan cheese over pasta and said the cheese looked like a polygon.

I said, "Well, if you keep grating it, soon it will be all gone."

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👤︎ u/centstwo
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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What is a polygon?

That's when your parrot ends up missing.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.

It's an equal Adderall triangle.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90°...

It was acute triangle, I must admit!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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A polygon that lays eggs.

Hendecagon.

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👤︎ u/holymolybreath
📅︎ May 23 2020
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How do you name a 3000 sides polygon ?

A tonystarkisgon

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👤︎ u/point5_
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Whats a polygon?

It's when your parrot comes up missing.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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What do you call a polygon with 0 sides?

Gone.

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👤︎ u/lizardwoahman
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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What did the circle say when he lifted the curse from the polygon?

Hexagon

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👤︎ u/Swanton1216
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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How do you catch polygons?

With a trapezoid

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👤︎ u/gellous
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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My geometry teacher has lost his parrot.

Polygon

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👤︎ u/TotallyUnassuming
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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What do you call a group of dead parrots?

Polygons

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👤︎ u/Schady007
📅︎ May 31 2020
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A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering

Polygon but not forgotten.

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👤︎ u/this_is_the_war_room
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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To all maths students....

Did you know a polygon is a dead parrot?

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👤︎ u/DancingInTheDark18
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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What kind of shape is like a missing bird?

A polygon!

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👤︎ u/ravendemyseri
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Coworker: nobody is around today

Me: that's because they are polygone

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👤︎ u/thorbrantly
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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What do you say when Poly leaves?

Polygon.

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👤︎ u/StuffAndRedditThings
📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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My parrot is in really bad shape.

I think it’s polygon.

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👤︎ u/jaggington
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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How does a 3D modeler travel long distances?

With a polygon plane!

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👤︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
📅︎ May 29 2016
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What shape is an empty birdcage?

Polygon.

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👤︎ u/Ploughface
📅︎ Apr 25 2015
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Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?

Polygon!

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👤︎ u/Orphanclone
📅︎ Nov 07 2013
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Apothems

Got dad-joked by the old man during Geometry finals studying: Dad: Whats an apothem? Me:a line segment of a regular polygon from the center to the midpoint of one of its sides. Dad:Oh, I thought it was something you hit on the roadgrins

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👤︎ u/Thatguyfrominternet
📅︎ May 23 2014
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Dad joke in music class

Instructor: So, does anyone know what a polygon is?

Clas: A six sided figure? I don't know, what?

Instructor: A dead parrot!

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👤︎ u/MpurpleK
📅︎ Feb 05 2014
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What do you call it when your parrot ends up missing?

Polygon

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon

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👤︎ u/LazyGamer5057
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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What do you call a deceased parrot?

A polygon.

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👤︎ u/Darkslayer_
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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