Plane Figure Puns

Scapegoat

So, I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner the other day. It was just gathering dust!

What kind of bagel can fly? A plane one!

I went to a graveyard the other day, it was really crowded. I figure people are dying to get in.

Didja hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize!

What do you call a pointless pachyderm? An Irrelepahnt!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

Ever hear about the restaurant on the moon? No atmosphere at all.

And to end it all: "I bet if I gave you some thyme you could mustard a response to this complete a-salt on language, but for now we're just beefing around!"

A plane figure

At the airport at 13 years old, I was waiting at the gate to board. A school friend and her dad (who were taking my same flight) came over to say 'hi' and my friend quickly figured out I was flying alone.

My friend: "Daaaad! Why can't I fly alone? Doneorperfect can fly all by herself!"

Her dad: "Well, that's a very impressive skill, Doneorperfect. Daughter and I always have to ride on the plane."