TIL the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.
But the contractor kept cutting corners.
The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...
It operates on a knead to know basis.
"sir, its the pentagon" (x-post /r/funny)
Did you hear what happened to that Department of Defense employee?
He's pentagone
A circle is the smartest thing you can draw.
It has 360 degrees.
