The Pentagon Puns

A list of puns related to "The Pentagon"

TIL the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.

But the contractor kept cutting corners.

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馃懁︎ u/Xavier_Superfly
馃搮︎ Feb 08 2020
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Look, it's the pentagon.
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馃懁︎ u/Pancake_Pollack
馃搮︎ Nov 25 2019
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The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...

It operates on a knead to know basis.

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馃懁︎ u/thomasbrakeline
馃搮︎ Jan 01 2020
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"sir, its the pentagon" (x-post /r/funny)
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馃懁︎ u/itissafedownstairs
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