U.s. Army Puns

A list of puns related to "U.s. Army"

In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.

This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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The U.S. Army is full of crybabies

That’s why we also call them the Infantry.

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👤︎ u/ikissedtaylorswift
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?

If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.

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👤︎ u/Divine_ICBM
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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👤︎ u/Evanthekid16
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

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👤︎ u/90eight
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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