Cloudy
They wrecked all the toilets. The detectives have nothing to go on.
on the other side of the globe
iBeams!
What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...
Now that’s some prime real estate
The headquarters.
Due to a fire at the bowling league’s headquarters, though, we will probably never know for whom the Tells bowled.
A police officer radioed to headquarters: "Chief we've got a situation here. A woman just shot her husband for walking on a freshly mopped floor."
Chief: "Did you arrest her?"
Officer: "Not yet. The floor's still wet."
We were driving by Home Depot.
Dad: This is the new anti-drug headquarters. Family: What? Dad: It's Home De-pot! Mom&Brother: [groan] Me: XD
Me: "Why is headquarters plural?"
Him: "Because it's one building. If it were just 'headquarter' it'd only be a fourth of a building."
Dad: What do you want for supper?
Me: Do we still have the Greek food?
Dad: It's not Greek, Meaghan. It's Chicken Souvlakian.
Dad: Did you hear Black Diamond moved their headquarters to the Middle East?
Me: No...what?
Dad: Yeah, and they changed their name to Cheezus of Nazareth.
Me: Are you going for a run?
Dad: Yeah. You see...I'm sexy and I know it. I work out. Now all I need is those leopard print pants.
Police have nothing to go on
