Nuclear War Puns

A list of puns related to "Nuclear War"

History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike

They really went bunkers

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👤︎ u/Projkt88
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Where do the bakers hide during a nuclear war?

In the bun-ker.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
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👤︎ u/ragnar_slothbrok
📅︎ May 24 2016
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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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👤︎ u/Shade0217
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?

Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.

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👤︎ u/Tamizander
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Jordan Peterson is a controversial figure but he did figure out something interesting.

So he’s mostly known as a psychologist, self help Guru and “philosopher” but he also did some interesting work in Marine Biology.

One of the papers he worked on was on how the nuclear tests in the Bikini Atol effected Predator genetics.

The results learned that the nuclear tests during the cold war disrupted shark breeding so much that species were splitting apart.

They called it the Post Modern Neo Shark Schism.

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👤︎ u/truncatedChronologis
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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