Needle Shot Puns

A list of puns related to "Needle Shot"

Needles-s to say, a pun that's worth a shot

I hate to say it but I'm not a huge fan of donating blood. I guess its cuz needles really get under my skin. But at least its not all in vein.

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👤︎ u/cooliojulio7997
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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I saw a communist who was up for his Hepatitis shot. He was telling stories to the doctor out of fear of needles.

The doctor said “Quit Stalin”

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👤︎ u/RTCOAT
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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I want to tell a vaccine joke

But some won't get it

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👤︎ u/crimsonangel68
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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As a doctor, I never make a joke about an unvaccinated baby.

But let me give it a shot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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