HELP! "Momiji" Acer Palmatus is dropping all leafs. reddit.com/gallery/ott7yz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KonoKinoko
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Found on the underside of a acer species leaf in a diverse forest, what is this? reddit.com/gallery/psk4iy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mylittlegran
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2021
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Does anybody know why my acer, which died some time ago, has come back to life with a different coloured and shaped leaf? reddit.com/gallery/oi1j9c
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justbenwithaone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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Leaf Scorch on my Acer!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marccass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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These bright green eggs underneath an acer leaf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saturn624
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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Red Maple Leaf Poisoning of Horses: The native red maple (Acer rubrum), also called swamp or soft maple, is a potent killer of horses and ponies omafra.gov.on.ca/english/…
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Acer Macrophyllum (Big Leaf Maple)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeaToTheBass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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Acer palmatum β€œCoral Magic” just starting to leaf out. reddit.com/gallery/m8085a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/menam101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Our Acer palmatum 'Okushimo' is looking immense this year with its unique curled leaf edges
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smilingpiranha
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Acer trilobatum, leaf, Switzerland, Oligocene Age
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ordner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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The signs of spring! Acer leaf buds starting to open up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShinyIrishTurd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Is it Japanese Maple leaf time?- Acer Palmatum Tattoo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMattzilla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Acer palmatum blooming & leafing out in Vancouver
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mobius_Peverell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Day 8: Frail. An Acer leaf skeleton
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acerk93
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Acer leaf in the sun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobthewondergoat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Big Leaf Maple (acer macrophyllum) -- Willamette National Forest, Oregon [OC] [3264x2448]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ME_kaleidoscope
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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Are these Japanese Maples? reddit.com/gallery/qqtmpx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDankWaffle
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Single Acer Leaf - Fall...or not. Arley Arboretum, Worcestershire, UK (3710 x 3710) (OC)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrysankey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Single Acer Leaf - Fall...or not. Arley Arboretum, Worcestershire, UK (3710 x 3710) (OC)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrysankey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snc8698
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
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Just bought a house and found this beautiful tree in our garden, can anyone tell me what it is?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnailInfestation
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2021
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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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ITAP of an Acer leaf in the sunshine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobthewondergoat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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Single Acer Leaf - Fall...or not. Arley Arboretum, Worcestershire, UK (3710 x 3710) (OC)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrysankey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimybirch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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Daughters Leaf Collection - what is this leaf? We live in the south-weat corner of Missouri on the Arkansas border. Out of our 100 acers this is tge only tree I have seen like it. I feel like should know it but am at a loss. Any help is greatly appreciated. imgur.com/95RdJW1
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torchgoatboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupremePalash
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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