The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"

A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"

"Very SHADY things."

It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuberDuky009
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Why did Bud go to school?

To make Budweiser

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Only buds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/real_JustinWest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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So, my dad has no taste buds...

But he's got a ton of taste pals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaca232
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What did the alfalfa say to its buds at the party?

"Hay, let's bale."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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heya buds it’s good to be here

it’s good to be here to talk to people without getting a PUN-ishment

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I heard coca-cola and bud light are working together on a new drink.

It's quite the ambitious colabeeration

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SexyBuu
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.

It was mono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I was worried about our late spring but then I noticed the trees starting to bud

It was a re-leaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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bud-dum *crash!*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandudecrazy
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs

gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb-m
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Can’t wait to see my buds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppw27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I went into my favorite bar and asked for a Bud.The bartender, we'll call her Penny, say's you have to tell me who makes it first.Kinda stumped I said Anheiser Busch.She said "just fine,and hows your dick."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Bud Light Year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoWeAreBothGreat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Bud worked with a brewing company.

The company made Bud wiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agent_Ocelot9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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John Oliver's "Air Bud 9" pun made me laugh really hard this week
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HashtagComic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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My best bud and I are getting married a week apart. He’s the Best Man at my wedding and it still amazes me that my fiancΓ© wants me.

Clearly, I’m only the next Best Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unComikal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Golfing with buds

Got a little high and went golfing. Was kicked off the course for taking too long putting. They said, "too much time on the green'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurlonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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My grandpa's nickname was "Bud"

He used to point at me and say, "Beer makes you smart, It made Budweiser."

Here's to Otto, "Bud".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wikiprofessors
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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If your taste buds don't like you...

Are they still your taste BUDS?

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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