Somebody asked me why I only use big headphones instead of ear buds..

I told them that it helps prevent any ear-itation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wafflesflugon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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So, my dad has no taste buds...

But he's got a ton of taste pals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaca232
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What did the alfalfa say to its buds at the party?

"Hay, let's bale."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Only buds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/real_JustinWest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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heya buds it’s good to be here

it’s good to be here to talk to people without getting a PUN-ishment

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I heard coca-cola and bud light are working together on a new drink.

It's quite the ambitious colabeeration

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SexyBuu
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.

It was mono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I was worried about our late spring but then I noticed the trees starting to bud

It was a re-leaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs

gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb-m
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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bud-dum *crash!*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandudecrazy
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Can’t wait to see my buds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppw27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I went into my favorite bar and asked for a Bud.The bartender, we'll call her Penny, say's you have to tell me who makes it first.Kinda stumped I said Anheiser Busch.She said "just fine,and hows your dick."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Bud Light Year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoWeAreBothGreat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Bud worked with a brewing company.

The company made Bud wiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agent_Ocelot9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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John Oliver's "Air Bud 9" pun made me laugh really hard this week
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HashtagComic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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My grandpa's nickname was "Bud"

He used to point at me and say, "Beer makes you smart, It made Budweiser."

Here's to Otto, "Bud".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wikiprofessors
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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If your taste buds don't like you...

Are they still your taste BUDS?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gtvd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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