8 Hilarious Budgie Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was only going to buy one budgie, but in the end I got two.

They were going cheep.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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I’ve got a dead budgie for sale.

It’s not going cheep.

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👤︎ u/Kcambridge35

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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I’m selling a dead budgie, if anyone’s interested. Fair warning though -

It’s not going cheap!

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👤︎ u/GeoffB94

📅︎ Jan 06 2019

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Why does the toothless budgie always win?

It suckseeds

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👤︎ u/Notknow-knotnow

📅︎ Jan 30 2016

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Did you hear about the broke ornithologist?

His budgie-ting skills were horrible!

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👤︎ u/TheRoamingWizard

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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Budgies

I went to a pet store with my partner last week, and told her I wondered if they had any budgies going cheap.

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👤︎ u/Prefectionist_

📅︎ Feb 07 2016

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I've got a dead budgie for sale,

Not going cheep

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👤︎ u/Phillius_

📅︎ Aug 18 2018

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I’m selling a dead budgie.

It’s not going cheep.

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👤︎ u/PhantomTrekkie

📅︎ Dec 26 2018

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