A list of puns related to "Parrakeet"
We have two alexandrine parrakeets, a girl and a boy. Up until today morning they seemed to perfectly like each other, but this morning we noticed that the girl is standing in the corner of her cage visibly stressed with the male standing close to her and sometimes attacking her. They are constantly standin in the corner, in the last hour they haven't even moved away to eat or drink.
What could've potentially caused this behaviour and what can we do to stop them from fighting? We can't really separate them for too long as we don't have a second cage or even the space for another cage that would confortably accommodate an alexandrine.
I've read earlier that in case of pairs living in captivity, mating agression is relatively common but we never noticed anything like this before and they have been living with us for ~20 years now. The girl is a few years older than the boy if that's any relevant.
Thank you very much in advance!
Just a silly ol question, I love birbs! and like alot and I own one so I thought hey lets ask someone, (turns out idk how to use the stardew site lol cause id have to make a acc soo here we are)
But yeah I was wondering if concernedape would bring a parrot/parakeet update or something like that to the build? or will that be PC mods...
On July 12, 2018, about 1330 central daylight time, an experimental Rose Parrakeet A-1 airplane, N14842, impacted terrain after takeoff from runway 35 at Fairview Airport (7TS0), Rhome, Texas. The airplane was destroyed by impact forces. The private pilot, who was the sole occupant, sustained fatal injuries. The airplane was registered to and operated by the pilot under the provisions of the Code of Regulations Part 91 as a personal flight that was not operating on a flight plan. Visual meteorological conditions prevailed at the time of the accident. The flight originated about 1328 from 7TS0.
Witnesses stated that the airplane was about 100-200 feet above ground level, flying towards the north, when it banked "hard right" towards the east and "nose-dived" into terrain after takeoff. The wreckage was located about 0.4 nautical miles south of the airport. Ground scarring was limited to the area of the wreckage, which exhibited a nose-low impact attitude.
Category | Data | Category | Data | Category | Data |
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Event Id: | 20180712X55625 | Investigation Type: | Accident | Accident Number: | CEN18FA265 |
Event Date: | 07/12/2018 | Location: | Rhome, TX | Country: | United States |
Latitude: | Longitude: | Airport Code: | 7TS0 | ||
Airport Name: | Fairview Airport | Injury Severity: | Fatal(1) | Aircraft Damage: | Destroyed |
Aircraft Category: | Airplane | Registration Number: | N14842 | Make: | ROSE |
Model: | PARRAKEET A-1 | Amateur Built: | No | Number of Engines: | 1 |
Engine Type: | FAR Description: | Part 91: General Aviation | Schedule: | ||
Purpose of Flight: | Personal | Air Carrier: | Total Fatal Injuries: | 1 | |
Total Serious Injuries: | Total Minor Injuries: | Total Uninjured: | |||
Weather Condition: | VMC | Broad Phase of Flight: | UNKNOWN | Report Status: | Preliminary |
Publication Date: | 07/19/2018 |
http://www.ntsb.gov/_layouts/ntsb.aviation/brief.aspx?ev_id=20180712X55625
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Buenosdillas
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Why
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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