8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"
Me, "I dunno, what?"
Her, "The fabric of space time!"
She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.
Sorry I've been so quiet here today. I've been keeping a close eye on the local news. Apparently there's a lad going around stabbing people with knitting needles.
Police say he may be following a pattern.
Scientists have developed a microscopic needle that is too small to be seen by the naked eye...
I just don't see the point.
What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?
Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.
There is no point in adding an extra 's' to the word needles.
It's needless.
Had to have blood taken today. Staff tried to put needle in but didn't go into the blood vessel.
So since it didn't go in the vein, it was in vain
My friend moved to the Himalayas so he could go around jabbing wild oxen with needles
He practices yakupuncture.
I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.
I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
I saw a communist who was up for his Hepatitis shot. He was telling stories to the doctor out of fear of needles.
The doctor said “Quit Stalin”
Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a pop star.
Where do the needle and thread go on a hot summer's day?
The swimming sPOOL.
I asked my anaesthetist whether I can administer the needle myself.
She said, “ Sure. Knock yourself out.”
It's the size of a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine.
I got a new job at the needle factory and I'm frequently late getting home
I get stuck at work a lot.
Why did the man quit his job as a needle tester.
He just couldn’t see the point anymore.
What's the appeal of round-tipped knitting needles?
They seem pointless.
Lovely needles. This packet of needles is lovely. As the saying goes: "You've got to be crewel to be kind." i.reddituploads.com/b8650…
Bear with the ins and outs of this needle and thread joke.
You'll sew be left in stitches.
Edit: phrasing
Have you guys heard about the new see-through sewing needles?
I just don't see the point.
Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a pop star.
