Numb Puns

A list of puns related to "Numb"

Science puns make me numb

But math puns make me number.

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👤︎ u/Dilborg
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
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👤︎ u/shivraj234
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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Some puns are so bad, when I hear them I feel numb

When I hear a math pun, I feel number

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👤︎ u/AWasayAsim
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Comfortably Numb
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👤︎ u/makersmark12
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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tbh, all the jokes in /r/dadjokes are pretty numb

the jokes in /r/mathjokes are number.

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👤︎ u/zekerosh
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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👤︎ u/xjohnnyxleex
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Linkin Park have a song called Numb, but to me their In The End is Number song

It starts with 1

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👤︎ u/arifshiddiq
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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Could say he was Numb to all the puns.
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👤︎ u/bottom_ENERGY
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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Reading all these jokes makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number

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👤︎ u/WonderfulComment
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb

But math will make you number.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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When I woke up this morning I felt numb...

And when I looked at the digits of my phone

showing 06:42 I started feeling even number.

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👤︎ u/Pungunner98
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Most puns make me feel numb...

Mathematics jokes make me feel number.

I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!

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👤︎ u/hakluke
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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So, I went to my doctor today due to a constant headache. He told me I should drink more scrumpy to numb it and I asked "Wouldn't that just make me drunk?"

He told me "Oh, that's just a cider-effect".

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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So I was scrambling some eggs this morning and if you know me, I like my eggs real scrambled. So I was going at these eggs hard, using all of my muscle to whisk these bad boys, when suddenly my arm goes numb and I passed out.

I guess you could say I “over-eggxerted” myself.

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👤︎ u/KekMudkip
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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When your butt goes numb, it falls assleep reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/Abyaa
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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My fingers always go numb on the ride into work

Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome

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👤︎ u/bjamin
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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There's this guy I ride to work with who's hands go numb whenever the road goes underground.

He's got car pool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/urbanek2525
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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My tongue just went numb

I apologize if this post is tasteless

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👤︎ u/dxdrummer
📅︎ Dec 03 2014
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Puns always make me numb...

But math puns make me number.

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👤︎ u/ULTIGOG1991
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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A few puns make me numb.

But math puns make me number.

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Most puns make me go numb

Math puns make me go number

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👤︎ u/batmans_apprentice
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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English puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number

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👤︎ u/OoRicky92oO
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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A few puns make me numb

But math puns make me number

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👤︎ u/apapipay
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
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👤︎ u/VonSwab
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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Puns make me numb

Math puns make me number

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👤︎ u/IamKayrox
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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English puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number

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👤︎ u/ALizardKing
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...

Number

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👤︎ u/ikennaezeee
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...

Number

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👤︎ u/ikennaezeee
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Some jokes make me feel numb.

But math jokes make me feel number.

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👤︎ u/dumb-reply
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Reading all these posts makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics puns makes me go even number

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👤︎ u/WonderfulComment
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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A few puns make me numb

But math puns make me number

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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While most puns make me numb...

math puns make me number

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👤︎ u/ihave_no_gaydar
📅︎ May 21 2019
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Puns make me numb

Math puns make me number

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👤︎ u/snolles1773
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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While most puns make me feel numb

Math puns make me feel number

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👤︎ u/Stud62
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Reading all these puns makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics puns makes me go number

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👤︎ u/scruffyfat
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Puns make me numb...

... but math puns make me number.

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👤︎ u/presidentkangaroo
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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Puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number.

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👤︎ u/curly_barbie
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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Anasthetic puns make me numb,

But arithmetic puns make me number

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👤︎ u/JamesIgnatius27
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Most puns make me feel numb.

Math posts make me feel number.

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👤︎ u/Marcusqp
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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While most puns make me feel numb,

Mathematics puns always make me feel number.

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👤︎ u/MonkeysLikeApples
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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