How do you make the number one disappear?

You add "g" and it's GONE

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13 year old kid gets bored while playing World Number One Garry Kasparov v.redd.it/zcywprembkw61
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Why do oven instructions always have a nice round number like 400 instead of a random one 20 degrees hotter?

420 is too high.

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"The number one rule of adventuring is..."

I'm in the process of spinning up a character for a new campaign who is an old adventurer brought out of retirement to help keep these young pups from getting themselves killed. As part of this, I want him to have a list of rules for successful adventurers that he references frequently. I already have quite a list drummed up, but I'd like to see what other people feel should be included. Some examples might be:

  • Never split the party
  • Always bring a 10 foot pole
  • Keep your rations in a waterproof bag
  • Never steal from the party
  • Never assume you know the enemy's plan
  • Always carry a spare dagger
  • Never adventure with someone you can't trust

Curious and excited to see what kinds of things people come up with!

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TIL about the number one cause of divorce in America.

Marriage.

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What is the number one reason for dry skin

Its a towel

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Negative Real Rates will go into uncharted territory tomorrow. New highs for Gold and Silver imminent!!! The number one driver for precious metals. (DD)

-Tomorrow morning the BLS will release the monthly inflation numbers for April, Annual CPI is currently at 2.6%. The consensus is that Annual CPI will go up to 3.6% tomorrow morning. I think that the number is going to be closer to 4% . Even with a 10 year yield going up to 2% that gives a negative real rate of -2, which we haven't seen in a very long time. Here are some graphs illustrating what I am saying.

https://preview.redd.it/qjhffri3ojy61.png?width=3329&format=png&auto=webp&s=798ace56168286043303c2631e7986c079346c54

Here is the monthly inflation numbers, as of tomorrow that -0.7 comes off of the board and it takes CPI up to 3.3% . I would expect the April number to be higher than the March number of .6, Inflation is heating up, so I am not sure why they would expect a lower number in the consensus, that would then add onto to the 3.3% and give us a CPI of 4%. As you can see this is going to build on itself into the year.

https://preview.redd.it/e38e80auojy61.png?width=2341&format=png&auto=webp&s=17fccac7af38b5b0f30ad9b292c3c354c2a113ea

As you can see in the chart above , every time the real rates touch zero or go below that line, historically that has been a bullish time for precious metals. 2011 was a great run for the metals and as you can see rates went below that line. 2016 was another good run for the metals as it touched the breakeven line. And of course there is last year where we went all the way down to negative -1, which is where we are now.

-Yields are going to want to rise on this inflation news tomorrow, and I expect the markets to tank pretty quickly, but as you can see with the new inflation numbers that the real rates will be much lower. The metals should in theory explode in the coming weeks.

-This is where the fed might implement yield curve control or choose let the economy collapse. I guess we will find out soon

Let me know what you think in the comments.

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Once again Franky is the least popular Straw Hat in a character poll, but he’s always SUPER number one in my heart
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I have created living numbers! In fact, one of them is psychic and told me that certain things will continue to happen for a long time.

At least for the four-seeable future.

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The Houston Rockets have clinched the number one position heading into the lottery.

Via Tankathon on Twitter: "The Houston Rockets have clinched the number one position heading into the lottery.

They only needed to be top 3 (assuming no 4+ teams were tied). Due of their top 4 protection, 1-3 spots are equal for them.

They have a 47.9% chance to send #5 to OKC."

https://twitter.com/tankathon/status/1392126504511971336?s=21

With all this said, how does your team's odds look heading into the draft?

Edit: Thanks for the awards!

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What is the number one hygiene tip that you SWEAR by?

edit: I definitely did not expect all this attention! Thank you all for the rewards! <3

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β€œHello, is <insert name here> there please?” β€œI’m sorry you must have the wrong number, there is no one here by that name” β€œWell this is the number I’ve been given”

β€œOh, my mistake, I’ll just go and find them, shall I?!”

Telling me it’s the number you’ve been given doesn’t make it any less wrong, you tuna melt.

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I’m seeing an increasing number of bots posting negative comments saying that the war is lost blah blah blah. Please no one fall for this crap I personally have been holding since the January run up and will not be phased by some weak shill attempts

Stay strong apes

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Rule number one
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Clem is the first player ever to break the 3300 (3304) rating and therefore is the number one player of all times on Aligulac (previously Serral 2020 at 3296).
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How do you make the number 'one' disappear?

You add a G and it's gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WithOurHandsTied
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How do you make the number one disappear?

You add "g" and it's GONE.

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How do you make the number one disappear

You add a g and it's GONE

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How do you make the number one disappear?

You just add G and it’s gone .

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I’m seeing an increasing number of bots posting negative comments saying that the war is lost blah blah blah. Please no one fall for this crap I personally have been holding since the January run up and will not be phased by some weak shill attempts

Stay strong apes

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