I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nnishanth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.

It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lagforks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.

Dark, isn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Once upon a time in numberland, the numbers 3 and 5 were jealous of the number 2.

2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.

As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.

3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2’s powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.

Looking at 2’s dead body, they said, β€œNow we are even.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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One of my kids ate a magnetic number off the fridge; it was the one between 1 and 3.

The doc said they would be ok β€œThis two shall pass.”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?

No trespassing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Why is a priests favourite number 3.14?

Because they are very pi-ous

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Someone told me my favorite number was 3

I replied with β€œNot even”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolarX666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What do the numbers 3, 9, and 17 have in common?

They CAN'T EVEN right now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamSchrute25
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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It's so hard to get numbers like 3, 9, and 17 to be productive.

They literally can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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When it comes to numbers, there are only 3 types of people in this world...

those that can count and those that can’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saturnbound1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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A boy climbed up onto his Dad's shoulders and started reciting numbers "1... 2... 3..." His father said "Hey! What are you doing? Get off of there..."

His son replied "Dad - don't let me down. I'm counting on you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flumanchu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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This week’s winning lottery numbers are 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

I mean, what are the odds?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Some people don’t like all the attention that occurs when you combine the spellings of 3 with 5 to create both a fake word/number.

But personally, I thrive on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadynasty15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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There was an invention of ear jewellery that resembled the number 3.14...

It was pioneering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noradosmith
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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DAD : Why is 3.14 is such a great number ?

Becuase Pi/Pie makes everything better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aevum1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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I challenged number 1 to a fight, but he bought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9

The odds were against me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fl1ppp3rs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Choose a number between 1 and 10. Now multiply it by 2, add 3, and subtract 7. Close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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