9 Hilarious Lithium Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?

You only live once.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo

📅︎ Feb 06 2020

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Dad tried to invent a new lithium-ion battery.

But he failed, because he wasn't Goodenough.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Apr 30 2020

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What happened when Lithium tried to break up a fight between Sodium and Chloride?

They were charged with Assault and Battery.

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👤︎ u/washcapsfan37

📅︎ Apr 23 2019

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Did you hear about what happened to Lithium?

He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar.

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👤︎ u/I_love_420

📅︎ Aug 31 2016

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Yttrium, Uranium, Nobelium, Lithium, Potassium, Protactinium, Sulfur, Tantalum?

Y U No LiK PaSTa?

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👤︎ u/DUCKLOVA709

📅︎ Dec 10 2018

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The inventor of the lithium ion battery, John B. Goodenough, has developed a safer and more efficient battery.

What's in a name?

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👤︎ u/Jon-Osterman

📅︎ Mar 07 2017

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The craziest thing about life

Is that it's just ironic without Lithium

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👤︎ u/oh-no-gawdzirra

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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Which professor was good enough to win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2019?

Professor Goodenough.

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👤︎ u/isaacides

📅︎ Dec 30 2019

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What happens when you mix sodium chloride and lithium

Assault and Battery

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👤︎ u/EarthboundTriforce

📅︎ Feb 10 2018

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