When a cougar gets so old, she needs a hearing aid...

....she becomes a Def leopard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?

Neither has he...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrillhouse74
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won’t listen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?

I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?

I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Have you heard the joke about the guy with the broke hearing aid?

Neither did he!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sith_Lord35
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. β€œState of the Art,” he said, β€œIt cost me a fortune.”

I said, β€œAwesome. What type is it?”

He said, β€œ Two thirty.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."

Friend: Wow! What kind is it?

Old man: quarter past 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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We keep telling grandad to change his hearing aid

He never listens though.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Who says, "Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"

Deafy Duck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Today I received a call regarding a new hearing aid.

The connection was bad, I couldn’t hear a thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xFarrokh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Decided to sell my hearing aid

I've found the buyer so I won't be listening to any offers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Can anyone help me out? I was caught stealing hearing aids...

And given the deaf penalty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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My doctor said i need to be tested hearing aids....

I said I don't think so I always used protection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stignatus
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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A man phones the doctor about his hearing aid, but gets no answer.

The doctor phones the man back shortly after and says, "You called?"

The man thinks for a second, then says, "No, pretty warm, actually."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Hearing aids are on sale.

They’re at unheard of low prices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeShouppe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Lots of people have hearing aids

but not many have hearing HIV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glidy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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This guy was making some remarks about my hearing aid, but I couldn't be sure what exactly he was saying.

Thankfully the doctor was there and he spoke up for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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At Thanksgiving dinner with 8 kids under the age of 7, I made a joke about inventing a reverse hearing aid that tunes out children decibels.

It fell on deaf ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borntobemild-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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My Dad and Sister saw a commercial for a hearing aid

Sister: Dad, when are you going to have to get one of those?

Dad: What?

Sister: When are you going to have to get a hearing aid?

Dad: What?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h2bridge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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Sitting in with family, we were discussing my Dad's new hearing aid.

Aunt: Does he wear them when he sleeps?

Me: No, the dreams would be too loud.

A surprising group chuckle followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyollydude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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What do you call an old "cougar" that needs hearing aids?

A Def Leppard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Javery003
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won’t listen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his hearing aids?

Neither did he

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.

I’ve heard nothing since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdiggles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Three weeks ago i sent my hearing aids im for repair:

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Hearing Aid

Me: You need a hearing aid. Dad: What? Me: I said you need...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IJustAteAHippo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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