When a cougar gets so old, she needs a hearing aid...
....she becomes a Def leopard.
From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
Have you heard the joke about the guy with the broke hearing aid?
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.”
I said, “Awesome. What type is it?”
He said, “ Two thirty.”
An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."
Friend: Wow! What kind is it?
Old man: quarter past 2.
Who says, "Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"
Today I received a call regarding a new hearing aid.
The connection was bad, I couldn’t hear a thing.
Decided to sell my hearing aid
I've found the buyer so I won't be listening to any offers.
Can anyone help me out? I was caught stealing hearing aids...
And given the deaf penalty
My doctor said i need to be tested hearing aids....
I said I don't think so I always used protection
A man phones the doctor about his hearing aid, but gets no answer.
The doctor phones the man back shortly after and says, "You called?"
The man thinks for a second, then says, "No, pretty warm, actually."
Hearing aids are on sale.
They’re at unheard of low prices.
Lots of people have hearing aids
but not many have hearing HIV
This guy was making some remarks about my hearing aid, but I couldn't be sure what exactly he was saying.
Thankfully the doctor was there and he spoke up for me.
At Thanksgiving dinner with 8 kids under the age of 7, I made a joke about inventing a reverse hearing aid that tunes out children decibels.
My Dad and Sister saw a commercial for a hearing aid
Sister: Dad, when are you going to have to get one of those?
Dad: What?
Sister: When are you going to have to get a hearing aid?
Dad: What?
Sitting in with family, we were discussing my Dad's new hearing aid.
Aunt: Does he wear them when he sleeps?
Me: No, the dreams would be too loud.
A surprising group chuckle followed.
What do you call an old "cougar" that needs hearing aids?
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his hearing aids?
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I've heard nothing since.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair
I've heard nothing since.
Three weeks ago i sent my hearing aids im for repair:
I've heard nothing since.
Hearing Aid
Me: You need a hearing aid.
Dad: What?
Me: I said you need...
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