My cousin got himself a cochlear implant today, just in time for us to wish him...

A happy new ear.

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My coworkers were discussing hypothetical situations

Coworker 1: Would you rather be blind or deaf for the rest of your life?

Coworker 2: Deaf, because you can always get cochlear implants.

Me: Oh, so in this scenario we can cheat deaf?

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