A list of puns related to "Centres"
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
They were made an offer they couldn't reuse.
You see one, you've seen a mall.
Too exhausting
He's not too good at dealing with crosses.
... you might say it was exhausting π¨
To fix the blinds
..do they use cell phones?
It was sole destroying.
She is the fairest of the mall.
The pay was meagre but the tips were great.
He said, "Why, what's so special about it?"
It was soda-pressing.
Basically people ring in and complain about certain items they bought. This one guy rang in and was ranting about how disgusting his bananas were. The conversation went like this...
Him: Yea this is ridiculous, if I had've known when I bought them that they were this disgusting I'd never have got them at all
Me: Why, what exactly is wrong with them?
Him: They all black, and bruised. They look like they've been sitting on the shelves a while. They're horrible , they're just very...(3 second pause trying to think of the word to say)...very....
Me: Unapeeling?
Him: ... groan
Me: Sir?..
Call ended
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My boyfriend and I were walking through town and as we were walking past a cemetery he turned to me and said... Him:"Do you know what that is?" Me: "What?" Him:"The dead centre of town."
... you've seen the mall
You've seen one, you've seen a mall.
you've seen a mall
You've seen a mall.
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