Vertigo Puns

A horse unstable.

*That's a bad spell of vertigo.

My wife just asked me if my vertigo had improved.
Me: "yeah, it's a lot better now"
Her: "so it's vertigone then!"

I'm so proud

I opened the drive thru window to take his card and I got a bit light headed. I took a step back and balanced myself and waited for it to pass. After it did I took the man's card and said "sorry I got vertigo for a second" and he replied with "where do you gotta go?" With a big grin on his face. It took me a second to catch the wordplay but it made my night