Did you know you can hire a guide to take you through the labyrinth in sixty seconds?

It's a minute tour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahare
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Minotaur: Hi! Welcome to my labyrinth.

Allow me to give you a mino-taur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SZT2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I watched The Labyrinth today

It was Amazing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJWIZARD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What do you call a cornfield labyrinth?

A maize

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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How long does it take to get through a labyrinth?

A minotaur two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flamebrand02
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?

He wanted to amaze his wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poryg-Senpai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.

It was a pans labyrinth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerHikes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Did you hear about the labyrinth in the corn field?

It's amaizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peckerbrown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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*dad walks out of labyrinth of corn*

Me: how was it dad?

Dad: i was amazed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exactchange516
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Why should you serve corn at a Labyrinth-themed party?

Because it's maize!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HideousGrin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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A king was looking to protect his secret maze...

...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.

For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.

He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.

When the king learned of this, he was very angry.

"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.

The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmecau
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Icarus and Daedalus, after building wings of wax and feathers, took to the skies...

Icarus and Daedalus, after building wings of wax and feathers, took to the skies to escape the labyrinth of the Minoans. But, as the story goes, Icarus flew too close to the sun, and his wings melted.

As he dropped from the sky, Icarus said what any sane mortal would: "Help, I'm falling!"

Daedalus turned to his son, and before he could catch him, he uttered "Nice to meet you falling. I'm Dad-alus."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/annikaastra
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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