A list of puns related to "Peeve"
That way he will be my pet, Peeve.
Me: I have a lot of pet peeves. Him: How do you feed them all? Me: Facepalm. Slow chuckle.
…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
Flush!
Ask Peeves
I guess you could say it's a pet peeve.
Probably shouldn't have named him Peeve.
He placed 30 silver coins as a bounty, and was peeved after a month had passed and nobody had taken the offer. He inquired to his squire, who responded that nobody would undergo such an unpleasant pheasant hunt for such a poultry sum.
So, as the title says, a new dad moved in next door with his young wife and infant son.
All the houses in the neighborhood are fairly modest and perfect for new families and first time homebuyers, so we get a lot of those.
As they were unloading, I decided to do the neighborly thing and quickly introduce myself without getting too much in their way.
While we were chatting, his wife comes out with the LARGEST great dane I’ve ever seen.
The shock on my face must’ve been obvious because he quickly explained, with a bit of an annoyed tone, “Yea, that’s my wife’s dog. I still have my childhood cat, but now this is my biggest pet, Peeve.”
“Come say hello, Peeve!”
As out cat sad meowing at out dinner table my wife looked at me and said "I hate when she does that its like my biggest pet, peeve" the she started giggling. It makes me proud to know she's ready for our baby to be here in a few weeks.
"I want to get a dog and name it 'Peeve,' that way I can have a pet Peeve."
My mom, dad, and I are sitting in the living room reading and whatnot. We're talking about going on a drive later when my mom says, "One of my pet peeves is when people incorrectly use up and down for going places. I had to bite my tongue this week because a coworker said he was going up to the Seward office when it's south of of us. Up is north, down is south. But I didn't want to belittle him." So my dad says, "Why? Because he is bipolar?"
So that I can introduce it as my pet, Peeve
…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
It's my biggest pet peeve.
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