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Rednecks Puns

A list of puns related to "Rednecks"

What do you call a redneck orgy?

A family reunion

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👤︎ u/mitalily
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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👤︎ u/Theunkillable
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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What do you call a group of redneck superheros?

The inbredibles.

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👤︎ u/RJHand
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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What do you call rednecks up north?

Chillbillies

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👤︎ u/Lil-Sleepy-A1
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Why did the redneck bring a bazooka deer hunting?

He wanted to get the biggest bang for his buck.

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👤︎ u/timthedriller
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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What do redneck vampires drink ?

Blood Light

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 03 2020
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I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over"

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👤︎ u/ChildfreeAtheist1024
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Why didn't the redneck leave the yoga class when it was over?

On his way out he said "see you next week". The instructor responded "namaste" , and the redneck said "Oh. Then I'm-a-stayin too".

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👤︎ u/mediamanrit
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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What's the redneck version of tinder?

ancestry.com

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👤︎ u/jnew001
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?

Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.

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👤︎ u/supermndahippie
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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I'm writing a musical about a redneck from Tulsa who discovers feminism for the first time.

I'm calling it Wokelahoma!

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👤︎ u/seashoreandhorizon
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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What's a redneck's favorite beer?

An open one.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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What makes sandwiches perfect for rednecks?

They’re in bread.

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👤︎ u/Androgymoose
📅︎ May 03 2019
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What do you call 5 rednecks at a redlight? reddit.com/r/pickuplines/…
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👤︎ u/CorruptedKing87
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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Why did the redneck only stink on one side?

Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.

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👤︎ u/Xarazych
📅︎ May 01 2019
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A redneck wants to buy a German car.

Audi partner!

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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Have you heard about the redneck militia?

They call themselves Lee John, "for we are many."

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👤︎ u/Dr_Wheuss
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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How did everyone know the geologist was a redneck?

He was an expert in RELATIVE dating

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👤︎ u/fishslayer1995
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?

Irma get you!

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👤︎ u/nkdby
📅︎ Sep 05 2017
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Have you ever had a redneck sandwich?

It’s in bread.

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👤︎ u/Androgymoose
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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Where do redneck bakers make their children

Inbred

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👤︎ u/FriskyHamTitz
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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Redneck: My girl broke up with me...

at least she said we could still be cousins

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👤︎ u/King-of-strats
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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What do you call a redneck mermaid?

A Gillbilly.

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👤︎ u/PrincessMonoHoeke
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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Why do rednecks love Halloween?

It's a great day to pump kin.

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👤︎ u/I_love_420
📅︎ Sep 02 2016
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My redneck uncle just got me.

I asked my redneck uncle if he thought all races were equal. He said nah Daytona is 500 laps and Brickyard is only 400.

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👤︎ u/LargeRob
📅︎ Sep 24 2016
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Why was the redneck surprised to see that his trailer fell off his pickup?

It went off without a hitch.

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👤︎ u/durhurr
📅︎ Jan 19 2017
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What did the redneck say when his wife begged him to sell his boat and cut his hair?

Let me mullet over

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👤︎ u/Spageous
📅︎ May 22 2015
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What is it called when a redneck dies but gets reborn?

Reintarnation

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👤︎ u/ywkwpwnw
📅︎ Dec 17 2014
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Why didn't the redneck woman want to clear up her yeast infection?

She thought it made her cultured.

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👤︎ u/ph00p
📅︎ May 24 2015
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What do rednecks do at Halloween?

Pumpkin

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👤︎ u/thewargingned
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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